SO MUCH FAIL

In a nice change pace regarding my normal blog post topic of unemployment, today I feel the need to rant about my hatred of and bad luck with technology.

Yes...today I spilled an entire mug of chai all over my undeserving laptop. I immediately knew what to do. Why? BECAUSE I DID ALMOST THE EXACT SAME FUCKING THING TWO WEEKS AGO.

So now my laptop is in pieces, drying out on my windshield in the sun.

::groan::

Is it Friday yet?