Law school finals: take only as directed

We are rapidly approaching finals times. And everywhere, you will hear law students bitching and moaning about these upcoming tests. If you have any kind of relationship (father, brother, lover, sister from another mother) with a law student, let me be the first to offer my condolences during this incredibly difficult time.

If you are in a relationship with a 1L and have yet to experience the joy of final exam times, let me tell you: they should come with a warning label. Essentially, law school finals (hereby shortened to LSF) are like a drug with which you have terrible TERRIBLE reactions, even if you aren't technically taking them.

This is what the drug label would look like:

I don't recommend them.

HAPPY FINALS, PEOPLE!!!!